Fun Things For Bammers to Do on Vacation

I was recently at a meeting at the beach. I love the beach! One of the main reasons that I love the beach so much is because there are so many fun things to do.

I like to go out and eat seafood, swim in the pool, read a novel on the beach, body surf, play goofy golf, have my wife shave my back on the balcony, ride go carts.

Of all these activities, I think having my wife shave my back on the balcony is my favorite. There is nothing like wearing my most bitchin' camo cargo shorts, popping a cold brew, grabbing my wife and electric trimmer and heading outside to take in the view.

The best part of this activity is that you get to share it with the other guests of the condo tower. There is something about having your back hair trimmed that makes you want to share the experience with others. That's not the kind of thing that you want to keep to yourself.

I mean, it's like telling the other guests, "I have a hairy Sasquatch back. Because it is so disgustingly heinous, I am shaving it so you won't throw up in your mouth when you see me. To prove my devotion to my fellow vacationers, I will shave it in public for your viewing pleasure."